STAY THE "F" HOME KIT

"Toilet Paper" $321 a roll. Comes with the following free: -3 premium PengWine bottles because you have all the time to allow them to decant at home -2 PengWine limited edition crystal wine glasses for your fancy candlelit dinners -2 reusable drop stops so you don’t make a mess while pouring which results in more cleaning up -2 dri-fit PengWine T-shirts perfect for your home workouts -1 individually wrapped feather-soft ultra 3 ply bathroom tissue -1 packet of cheese crackers to go with the wines selection -1 matchless LED candle with hand-poured wax to soothe your soul -1 “White Or Red It’s All In Your Head” wine book written by winemaker Chris Milliken -1 Asepso Professional brand 60ml hand sanitizer spray which kills 99.99% of germs so F off corona, not today -1 authentic face mask in a clean zip lock bag -1 roll of masking tape just in case your kid(s) disrupts your zoom meetings